So you're at the ballgame, enjoying yourself, chugging icy beer and munching on hot dogs. Everything is dandy, until the idiot several seats over sports a foam finger and starts getting loud.
He's decked out in those ridiculous threads that fans of that other team wear. You know the kind. Cheap imitation jerseys, over washed iron-ons, magic-marker specials -- clothes that have stains older than your kids.
He's hooting and hollering. You want him to shut up, but shoving your hot dog down his throat is not an option.
So you stand up.
You rip off your jacket.
And there, in all its glory, a RinaWear T-shirt mocks this poser. It mocks him and the team he likes. The crowd notices -- they feel the full fury of RinaWear blazing from your chest. It screams "No one disturbs my game!"
The moron with the foam finger sits down in defeat. You finish your hot dog in peace.
At least, that's our story, and we're sticking to it. Now be like the cool kids and buy our stuff.
RinaWear -- crappy clothes since '99.